Anonymous asked: I think it's the other way around. You have the best girlfriend in the world

The thought is mutual between us grey faced coward.

May 30. 0 Notes.

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SOMEONE MESSAGE ME SO I HAVE SOMETHING TO ANSWER IN THE MORNING … PLEASE

(Source: ill-be-your-teddy-bear)

May 30. 1 Notes.
Isnt that the magic school bus teacher?

Isnt that the magic school bus teacher?

(Source: chelseawoosh)

May 29. 19 Notes.

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My girlfriend has the best girlfriend.

May 29. 0 Notes.

Anonymous asked: I won't say who but I know you'll know what I'm talking about. Since when are they a smoker??? They just got sexier in my opinion

Obviously youre talking about me and catherine. Well… Cat. She is my gorgeous lady. And well, her plan to shit like a volcano (because she is lactose intolerant) to lose weight failed, so we turned to controlled smoking. Hers are weak tho.

But yeah. She is my beautifully perfect love of my life lady. And she will never want you like she wants me. So bye.

May 29. 0 Notes.
not-room-for-non-sluts:

I FINALLY HAVE THIS ON MY BLOG
I REGRET NOTHING
I feel accomplished
I feel like I have a proper blog now.
my blog is complete
YES. blog complete.
asdfghjkl
TUMBLR RULE # 183
You must reblog this when you see it on your dash.
I FEEL SO ACCOMPLISHED RIGHT NOW.
Finally.
OMG FUCKING FINALLY.
My tumblr feels complete. :)
Unofficial rule of Tumblr: This must make it onto your blog.
^ everything he said was true. Must reblog this.
holy shit…my life right here.
just for the shits and gigs
Hahahahahahaahahahahahahaha
LOL
now i feel like in my customize page!!!1!!! omg yeah!!!!1!1!
Im feeling more apart of tumblr thanks to this.
Hahaha these comments are so unnecessary!!!
i don’t follow the rules coz i’m bad ass but i will still reblog this.
AAAAHAHAHAHA, I HAVE BEEN LOOKING EVERYWHERE FOR DIS.
WOOOT
ITS FINALLY ON MY BLOG, AFTER SEEING IT EVERYTIME I CHANGE AROUND MY THEME OR EDIT SHIT
the things it says on here omfg why 
FUCKING GOT IT
MY BLOG FINALLY HAS THIS YESSSSSS
It must be shit to be on the most famous Tumblr picture,but have your face BLURRED OUT… 
This is pretty needed..

not-room-for-non-sluts:

I FINALLY HAVE THIS ON MY BLOG

I REGRET NOTHING

I feel accomplished

I feel like I have a proper blog now.

my blog is complete

YES. blog complete.

asdfghjkl

TUMBLR RULE # 183

You must reblog this when you see it on your dash.

I FEEL SO ACCOMPLISHED RIGHT NOW.

Finally.

OMG FUCKING FINALLY.

My tumblr feels complete. :)

Unofficial rule of Tumblr: This must make it onto your blog.

^ everything he said was true. Must reblog this.

holy shit…my life right here.

just for the shits and gigs

Hahahahahahaahahahahahahaha

LOL

now i feel like in my customize page!!!1!!! omg yeah!!!!1!1!

Im feeling more apart of tumblr thanks to this.

Hahaha these comments are so unnecessary!!!

i don’t follow the rules coz i’m bad ass but i will still reblog this.

AAAAHAHAHAHA, I HAVE BEEN LOOKING EVERYWHERE FOR DIS.

WOOOT

ITS FINALLY ON MY BLOG, AFTER SEEING IT EVERYTIME I CHANGE AROUND MY THEME OR EDIT SHIT

the things it says on here omfg why 

FUCKING GOT IT

MY BLOG FINALLY HAS THIS YESSSSSS

It must be shit to be on the most famous Tumblr picture,
but have your face BLURRED OUT… 

This is pretty needed..

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Anonymous asked: I love how she just answered you back. She is a great girl and if you can't change 1 thing for her why should she give up so much for you

Sorry that you don’t know the whole story of why I won’t change.

May 27. 0 Notes.

Anonymous asked: You want a job so you can prove to cat and everyone el that you only stayed with her for her money. It's ok, I'm about to warn her right now. You are scum

Uhm hi fb stalker. I want a job so I can have money of my own so I won’t have to worry about using cats and we can save easier for our 4 holidays in the next 12 months.

But yeah, what you said is good to….
Dicknob.

May 27. 0 Notes.

extreme makeover: home edition

  • girl: i kinda like horses
  • ty: WE MADE YOUR ROOM INTO A HORSE AND DECORATED IT WITH HORSES AND HERE WE GOT YOU 3 PET HORSES AND WE ARE PAYING FOR SURGERY TO MAKE YOU A HORSE

I do the same thing every night. Why try change me?

May 27. 1 Notes.
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